According to Paper Magazine, design/advertising studio Partners & Spade will be hosting another session of their Avant Garde Preschool event on April 11. At 11.30 a.m., for a one-time “tuition” payment of $30, Sonic Youth frontman Thurston Moore will deliver a “Dissertation on White Noise” to kids aged 8-12. All proceeds go towards the arts program of New York school PS 126.

When school kids usually get lectured about noise, they are told how to keep it at a minimum. Avant-garde, indeed.